笑话两则

Two men were walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.
The first man immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second man looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first man replied. "I only have to outrun you."


There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!"
He says, "Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins."
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets"!
He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, "Where's the third father?"
One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window."
The nurse asks, "Why?"
He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"